Apples & Wine???

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25 Responses to Apples & Wine???

  1. Val Wilcox says:

    Venus,
    I absolutely love it!  I was totally enthralled with your first paragraph.  Then you slide in the comment about stomping the crap out of them into the second.  That was perfect!  Thanks for the great smile,
    Val

  2. This is such fun.  I love it!
    For some reason the comment box keeps putting up last week's blog so here is my current one.   http://bestsupplementsforwomen.com/a-psychic-communication-from-your-unborn-baby
    Expect something wonderful to happen for you every day!

    Sandy

  3. Scott Scales says:

    I love this post.  Laughter makes the soul sing.  Thanks for brightening my day.

    • Venus :) says:

      Hi Scott,

      It makes my day when I offer people a reason to laugh. Yes, laughter is powerful healer and makes the soul sing. You put it very eloquently.

      Gratefully,
      Venus 🙂

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  5. Aloha Venus,
    You are so good!  I love the way you communicate a valuable concept in such a simple and entertaining way.  Thank you for your unending wisdom.
    Aloha,
    Kellie 🙂

    • Venus :) says:

      Dear Kellie,

      It is a great delight to read your comments. You are an angel and I truly appreciate you.
      Infinite love and gratitude to you,
      Venus 🙂

  6. jean says:

    Hi Venus,
    I had a great laugh,
    thanks for putting a spark in my day

    • Venus :) says:

      Der Jean,
      Welcome! I am truly happy you laughed. Laughter is the language of the soul and we are all souls. You made my day.

      Infinite love and gratitude to you,
      Venus 🙂

  7. Hi Venus, First, I love the look and feel of your new blog design! It feels really open and delightful. I know you have been "in transition" for a bit and it's so great to see it done!
    I LOVE this joke! Thank you for giving me a wonderful laugh on this Friday evening in Portland, Oregon. Love your spirit!
    Mary Lou

    • Venus :) says:

      Dear Mary Lou,

      I am very happy you enjoyed it. Thanks for the feedback on my blog. It is still work in progress and soon it will be complete.

      Infinite love and gratitude to you,
      Venus 🙂

  8. Brilliant Post Venus…. I love it, even read it out to my gals! Entertaining and soooo true! Had a good little giggle with this one. Thanks for sharing! 🙂

  9. Beth Allen says:

    OK, that was absolutely fabulous.  As I was reading the first paragraph, and knowing how short the post was, I was really trying to sort out where you could be possibly going with this one!   Love it.  Thanks so much for the laughter, Venus!

    • Venus :) says:

      Dear Beth,

      Welcome! Yes, it fills exactly as you put it, but the punch line comes quickly and wisely!

      Infinite love and gratitude to you,
      Venus 🙂

  10. Hmm, I must be worth a lot.  In my first Marriage I really had the crap stomped out of me.  Of course everybody knows that the immature apples are at the top because the bees get to them last.  Just kidding hoping not to be banned or worst sent to the back reaches of the wine cellar.

    • Venus :) says:

      Hi Nelson,
      Welcome! Thank you for sharing your story.
      May I suggest you get a gravatar (it is easy and free) so when your comments appear on people blogs your picture appears as well? See all the comments for what I mean.

      Gratefully,
      Venus 🙂

  11. I love it Venus! That made me smile. Thanks for being the Goddess you are and reminding us all that we deserve the BEST! 

    • Venus :) says:

      Dear Beauty Jennifer,

      It made my day to make you smile!
      Gratefully,
      Venus 🙂

      • Tracey Lee Gallant says:

         
        An oldie, but a goodie. Does any body know who the original author is of this quotation? I had it sent to me in an email many years ago and it made me smile then… wise words indeed.

        • Venus :) says:

          Hi Tracey,
          Thank you for sharing – it is wise indeed. Wisdom is always valuable in all time, space and beyond 🙂

          Infinite love and gratitude to you,
          Venus 🙂

  12. Joe Emmet says:

    Hi Venus,
    Needed something light to read, after reading and responding to several posts this evening (now about 23:05), and low and behold I come upon this one.
    Just wanted you to know, I love good wine, but I'm not sure that acceptable is the same as "good"?!  And then again, maybe I misunderstood. . .was it "whine" or wine?  LOL!
    Thanks for the chuckles!
    Joe

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